12-year undergrad postpones the real world -- again - May 10, 2006
CNN.com - 12-year undergrad postpones the real world -- again - May 10, 2006: "WHITEWATER, Wisconsin (AP) -- Despite his 12 years as an undergraduate student, Johnny Lechner realized something was missing from his academic record: he'd never studied abroad.

And so, the 29-year-old perpetual student who was expected to finally graduate from the University of Wisconsin-Whitewater withdrew his application for graduation Monday, five days before commencement."

This is so good I don't have to make anything up or embellish it beyond saying, "Sarah, don't you get any ideas!" ;-)
- posted by Larry H @ 11:09 PM