Onion Sports 2006 Winter Olympics Preview | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Sad, but true...
"Americans Disappointed To Learn Olympics Will Be Televised
Although American citizens are proud of the athletes representing their country at the Turin Olympics and wish their team the best of luck, their patriotism does not translate into a desire to actually watch the events..."

Also, be sure to check out the "story" of the Nepalese Skier Upset There's No Medal For Getting Up The Mountain (further down the same page).

Thanks to the folks at The Onion I now have a totally new perspective on the Olympics!
- posted by Larry H @ 2:43 PM